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Destiny Drinking Game (Don’t Try This At Home)
1. Drink every time your flying robot buddy has to scan something.
2. Chug if you have to fight off waves of enemies while your robot buddy is scanning.
3. Die of alcohol poisoning before you get off the Moon.
For we can always see and feel much that the people in old photos and newsreels could not: that their clothing and automobiles were old-fashioned, that their landscape lacked skyscrapers and other contemporary buildings, that their world was black
—Robert Rosenstone, Visions of the Past